Pickin’ on Party Cripples

Dear Dr. Bones,

Mass. voters are ripe for the picking By Holly Robichaud / Tuesday, September 13, 2011 - (( ... snip factious screed ... )) Liberated I'm sorry, have you not heard of Ron Paul? Perry is just the red version of Romney. They're both on the same team essentially. Team status-quo/pro-corporate lobbyist. Texas Congressman Ron Paul on the other hand hasn't flip-flopped or resorted to passive aggressive behavior when confronted with past "mistakes." He also doesn't force girls to get vaccinated. I would think in times like these we would appreciate the freedoms that are being stripped from us by the day and someone that has been fighting to preserve them for over 30 years consistently. Posted 4 hours ago (( 09/13/2011 05:58AM )) Reply Link Abusive

'Liberated' indeed!

Not exactly representative of "Mass voters," however. Even the second-best used-truck dealers of Worcester County -- even Perfesser Tarr an’ Doc Feather up in the E-sex Neojunto -- will not soon be lookin’ for a DILBERTARIAN neoliberation.

That first syllable in our dear MA’s Christojudæan name is lots of fun -- I make the joke early and often myself -- but not so much, perhaps, when Party neocomradesses like H. X. Chabot an’ H. X. Robichaud start barkin' as if everything within a hundred kilometres of the Bacon on a Hill were _eo ipso_ ‘mass’ in the "mass murder" sense.

More broadly: without scads an' scads of "unenrolleds," whight wingnuttiness in Winthrop Country is not a MASS movement at all. Thus the formal machinery of the Party of Grant and Hoover (an' Goldwater ’n’ Atwater ....) in these parts is already a minority's minority, even before gettin' taken over by the sort [1] of persons who take over recruitment-challenged factions


Happy days.
--JHM

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[1] To be polite, say, "Those who enjoy bein' BIG FROGS in small puddles."

Should accuracy be attempted, one might mention bores, an’ charlatans, an’ neoscalawags, an’ Filene’s-Basement-local sugardaddies, an’ everybooby who makes sure that her smallbiz self-advertises relentlessly via the Three Weird Sisters, ’RKO, ’XKS an’ ’TKK,

¿Did I mention the Herald angels?