Dear Dr. Bones,
Time to head for the hills, sir! -- the green hills of Venezuela , I guess.
After ninescore years, the Daughters of Virtue and Sons of Wisdom (LLC) -- whom I shall here refer to as "the hicks" in honour of this morning’s honourable and gallant (and ever-so-neolearnèd!) specimen of yalodrama -- have finally figured out what makes us Demonocrat Party fiends tick.
Some ratfink must have whispered our whole agenda to the hicks:
- (1) Expand the Wicked State!
- (2) Hand the expanded Wicked State over to Nà-Ní, the Manchurirsupial Candidate [1] !
- (3) Smash the Violence Profession, as not being sufficiently wicked and statist!
- (4) Never give a Colourblind an even break!
- (5) Do nothing except through Union thugs, not even in the former C.S.A.!
- (6) Ask all the Blacks and Tans of the world to drop by and visit for a few centuries!
- (7) Snatch corruptible youth out of DVSW (LLC) wombschools and downdumberies and hand them over to the Big Sisters of St. John Dewey!
But perhaps I had better not summatorialize in my own words.
According to the report that espionage most sneaky made available to Daughters of Wisdom and Sons of Virtute, incorporated or not, we tick like this, verbatim:
| The nation’s ultra-liberals and leftists have made Arizona the focus of their anger. Why? Let’s examine this. Beyond advocating [1] an ever-expanding [2] nanny state, working to [3] undermine the nation’s military, [4] defending racial preferences, and [5] maintaining Big Labor as the Democrats’ political machine, only two other issues are seen by leftists as issues worth waging nationwide battles over. [6] Immigration and [7] indoctrination (through identity-based high school and college classes) are these two other causes. Arizona has just thrown down the gauntlet against these two pet causes of the left. |
Before you rush to the airport, though, you might wish to compare the above with your copy of the Elderly Protocol dated 13 ’Irháb al-’Awwal 1492, the one containing the famous Ibn ‘Alinskí "Secret Speech." I believe you will notice that the hicksy (¿hixy?) spy has missed quite a few tricks, presumably out of an Arizonacentricity that may be in need of clinical attention. The hicksy spymasters may, in some cases, be señoritos of neocompetence in their chosen path of Party an’ AEIdeology, but when it comes to sneakin’ around closed doors listenin’ through keyholes, well, of course even Hicksians must take what they can get, even a ’Zona zany.
I need scarcely point out to you, Dr. Bones, that it was decided at the Shúrá of Elders, 9 Dhú l-Fitna 1542, that if we Union thugs must dispense temporarily with selected parts of the Union, the LIFO, "last in, first out" principle is to apply. Hence HI-50 would be first to get the boot -- though Hawai’i we have well in paw at the moment so the question should not be arising -- and then come AK-49 and AZ-48, two very dark corners of the realm indeed. But also thoroughly peripheral and, in a pinch, thoroughly dispensable dark corners.
In any case, the low tool of Hicksianity appears to have been uninterested in swipin’ secrets with no obvious AZ connection. Not a word about plans to holocaust Hyperzion, for instance, though Ibn ‘Alinskí droned on about that topic almost endlessly, cf. B(2) §13.5 in the 9.XIV.42 protocol and its 23 (!) addendumbs. [2] You were fortunate to have been sick that day, sir. Ibn ‘Alinskí was a great hero, a Guide to all humanitarian progressivity, but even Guides and heroes might photocopy their stuff and hand it out for ten minutes of silent reading by the Learnèd Elders instead of an hour and a half of sitting there like stones whilst being read at. (I‘A even insisted on reciting a couple dozen assorted addendumbs from his draft!)
Apart from her omissions, the Hicksian spy’s arrangement of her neobooty is peculiar. Even apart from the great 5-2 divide marked above that I shall get to in a moment. Naturally we fiends prioritize Education first rather than last, and Lady Logic demands that any group of statespersons whatsoever address the violence profession issue before founding (or neodemolishin’) any particular instantiation of The Wicked State. "War is the health of the damn thing, after all," said L.E. Randolph Ibn Bourne as long ago as 1336.
The 5-2 scheme itself eludes me: first time throigh, I thought the scribbler meant that we fiends had supposedly achieved the first five objectives and now have only two more to accomplish before the Daughters of Virtue and Sons of Wisdom (LLC) are bound down forever in a worse-than-Freddy-von-Hayekian serfdom. But that makes so little sense that even a complete Party-an’-Ideology dingaling can scarcely be accused of believin’ it. At Wingnut City and Rio Limbaugh the DV an’ SW (most of ’em) chuckle with glee at how clean a neosweep kiddie selfservatism will make next November. IQ-challenged though the kiddies undoubtedly are, they must grasp that winners are winners and that losers are not: sweet puppies of Redarkenment who cannot get that far must find all their own yalodramas and other Foxcuckoo entertainments unintelligible, whereupon they no doubt go extinct rapidly from sheer boredom.
Maybe--I’m just guessing-- the Hicksite spy supposed that until she brought the present memorandumb to their attention, her superiors at Foxcuckoo GHQ supposed only five of the Seven Great Abominations of Demonocracy and Lieberalism seemed to be at stake in AZ? Whereas their neoöperative and Jane Bondess, has now discovered in the nick of time that "Immigration and indoctrination (through identity-based high school and college classes)" are important too?
No, that is ridiculous: even Señorito Jonás de Goldberg-Steinberg [3] itself must have noticed that the AZ fuss has at least a little somethin’ to do with "immigration and"!
I give it up.
As for the rest of this scribble, although enough has been discovered to make sure that I am off for the Mountains of Orinoco by Monday at the latest -- and I again urge you to join me -- Jane Bondess seems to have padded her report with a mere haphazard series of anecdotes suited to neocomradely tastes of the less exclusive sort. [4]
’Tis a pity, though, not to have been provided with an actual example of "Aztec math." Plus, ideally, a compare-and-contrast with Rio Limbaugh math, the kind where 41% is greater than 59%.
And I wish you, Dr. Bones,
Happy days through affordable healthcare (somewhere down around Atabapo)
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[1] The hicks’ chosen instrument may have been a little hard of hearin’.
[2] One of Foxcuckooland’s ‘conservative’ ‘intellectuals’ is bound to work out a nifty parallelism of Tucson and Tel ’Avîv sooner or later. (You heard it here first!) There is G*re’s plenty of agitprop fodder ready to hand, no? Lots of very dry land in both; Blacks and Tans as the obvious enemy in both; issues about the efficacy of erectin’ Bar Maginot Lines; Natives knocked on the head and then the autoëlect get to ‘inherit’ ; ....
I daresay I could think of more points easily enough, did not my conscience already torment me for blatant digression.
[3] Or whichever Wingnut City celeb you account dumbest of all.
[4] (( I see I posted to the pajamatarians with this note omitted. Tusk, tusk! ))
Bein’, as I said, IQ-challenged, many kiddies and even some neokiddies do have a definite tendency to fancy they are provin’ somethin’ somehow when they are in fact only spinnin' anecdotes and ‘narrative’. This, however, is no fit objection to be brought against the report of a secret agentess.
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